It’s no secret that Nightlight and China have never seen eye to eye. While I’ve been content to make funny radio shows, they seem to limit their activity to building great walls and banning innocent websites. Now I know, I know, this article is going to stray into ‘me no rikey’ territory. There’s a chance of that. Get your gongs ready, people.
China, as I’m sure that many of you are aware, has a one child policy. Recently they’ve come up with slogans to try and help people see the good side of this policy, and those slogans… well… they haven’t exactly been popular. The light hearted nature of ‘raise fewer babies, but more piggies’ has been lost on the Chinese. And can you blame them? They’re not used to their government being light hearted. They’re accustomed to their government banning innocent comedy websites.
So in an effort to maybe repair some of the bridges I’ve burnt, I’m willing to help China out. China, here’s some slogans you may want to try to help promote this ‘one-child’ malarky.
‘Hey, you on the bike, stop breeding!’
‘I wouldn’t have any more kids… for all the tea round here!’
‘More kids equal less rice for everyone concerned!’
‘1.32 billion people. A fifth of the world. That should do it, we’ve got it covered now!’
You don’t have to thank me right away!
October 9th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
What about …
Say ‘ME NO RIKEY’ to more kids!
Suprised you left that one out mate.
October 12th, 2007 at 12:13 am
That’d work, but i think this topic may make china blacklist him for good! XD
October 18th, 2007 at 11:20 pm
Hey, I’ve got to leave some open for the readers to suggest
I’m trying to help here, B00. It’s China that are being difficult. I’m consider going there and opening diplomatic talks, but they’d beat me up with a telephone book at the airport. Have you SEEN how big the Chinese telephone book is? I don’t want Ang to Wang permanently imprinted on my arse!
October 28th, 2007 at 3:38 am
It’s the Chin’s that you have to worry about though!