Archive for the ‘lost cause I’ Category

With apologies to Sting…

Starring:
Matt Smith as Darth Vapour and Pooey the Wookiee
Stanley Brain as Number Two

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The rebels, unfortunately, make good their escape with Princess Leer, but it’s not all bad news for Darth Vapour. At least he’s still got his beloved Dud Star…

Starring:
Lawrence Aitchison as Narrator, Lube Skystalker
Matt Smith as Darth Vapour, See Creepio, Mouldy-Bun Baloney, and Pooey the Wookiee
Stanley Brain as Number Two and Ham Slowmo
Sarah Farley as Princess Leer

Hit to play | Download Lost Cause I, Part 10
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Darth Vapour kills a rebel. Really, does anything else need to be said?

Starring:
Lawrence Aitchison as Narrator, Lube Skystalker
Matt Smith as Darth Vapour, See Creepio, Mouldy-Bun Baloney, and Pooey the Wookiee
Stanley Brain as Number Two and Ham Slowmo
Sarah Farley as Princess Leer

Hit to play | Download Lost Cause I, Part 09
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As the rebels make good their escape, Mouldy-Bun Baloney finally does what he’s promised and deactivates the tractor beam. Darth Vapour begins to get to the point in this saga where he’s really had enough.

Starring:
Lawrence Aitchison as Narrator, Lube Skystalker
Matt Smith as Darth Vapour, See Creepio, Mouldy-Bun Baloney, and Pooey the Wookiee
Stanley Brain as Number Two and Ham Slowmo
Sarah Farley as Princess Leer

Hit to play | Download Lost Cause I, Part 08
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While Lube Skystalker, Ham Slowmo and Pooey the Wookiee try and save Princess Leer, Number Two is questioning the droids which may or may not hold the plans that could ultimately lead to the the destruction of the Dud Star. Meanwhile, Mouldy-Bun Baloney is, still, making his way to turn off the tractor beam.

Starring:
Lawrence Aitchison as Narrator, Lube Skystalker
Matt Smith as Darth Vapour, See Creepio, Mouldy-Bun Baloney, and Pooey the Wookiee
Stanley Brain as Number Two and Ham Slowmo
Sarah Farley as Princess Leer

Hit to play | Download Lost Cause I, Part 07
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The Millennium Compliant (along with all aboard) is tractor beamed into the fast food fly-thru to order their food. Unfortunately for them, as they come up with a plan to save the princess, Darth Vapour feels a disturbance in the force…

Starring:
Lawrence Aitchison as Narrator, Lube Skystalker and Chef
Matt Smith as Darth Vapour, See Creepio, Mouldy-Bun Baloney, and Pooey the Wookiee
Stanley Brain as Number Two and Ham Slowmo

Hit to play | Download Lost Cause I, Part 05
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There is no rebel base on Pantooine, and Darth Vapour feels hurt and betrayed by Princess Leer. Meanwhile Lube Skystalker and Mouldy-Bun Baloney are escaping on the Millennium Compliant, with Ham Slowmo and a Wookiee named Pooey!

Starring:
Lawrence Aitchison as Narrator, Lube Skystalker
Matt Smith as Darth Vapour, See Creepio, Mouldy-Bun Baloney, and Pooey the Wookiee
Stanley Brain as Number Two and Ham Slowmo

Hit to play | Download Lost Cause I, Part 04
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Lube and Mouldy-Bun Baloney use a convenient mind trick to get past a stormblooper patrol. Darth Vapour shows his dark side, and unleashes his fury on the planet Alderdamn!

Starring:
Lawrence Aitchison as Narrator, Lube Skystalker
Matt Smith as Darth Vapour, See Creepio, Mouldy-Bun Baloney
Stanley Brain as Number Two and Stormblooper

Hit to play | Download Lost Cause I, Part 03
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Two droids, ATM2 and See Creepio, have escaped with the plans to Darth Vapour’s Dud Star. They deliver a message of help from Princess Leer to Lube Skystalker and Mouldy-Bun Baloney.

Starring:
Lawrence Aitchison as Narrator, Lube Skystalker
Matt Smith as Darth Vapour, See Creepio, Mouldy-Bun Baloney
Stanley Brain as Number Two
Sarah Farley as Princess Leer

Hit to play | Download Lost Cause I, Part 02
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The Emperor’s plan to the Dud Star, a fast food restaurant that will bring fatty foods to the entire galaxy, have been stolen by Princess Leer! Unfortunately for her, her ship has just been caught by Darth Vapour, the evil, despicable and all round bad guy…

Starring:
Lawrence Aitchison as Narrator, Nearly Dead Rebel
Matt Smith as Darth Vapour
Stanley Brain as Number Two

Hit to play | Download Lost Cause I, Part 01
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