A radio series in 10 parts
In a galaxy not so far away in the grand scheme of things, Darth Vapour has a cunning plan to conquer the galaxy with his brand of fatty foods. And so, the saga begins…
episodes
Lost Cause I - There’s No Hope!, Part 01
Running time: 5:23
The Emperor’s plan to the Dud Star, a fast food restaurant that will bring fatty foods to the entire galaxy, have been stolen by Princess Leer! Unfortunately for her, her ship has just been caught by Darth Vapour, the evil, despicable and all round bad guy…
Lost Cause I - There’s No Hope!, Part 02
Running time: 5:44
A long time ago in a galaxy basically just around the corner in the grand scheme of things, it is a period of civil war. During the mighty battle, rebel spies manage to steal the secret plan to the empire’s ultimate weapon: the Dud Star, an intergalactic fast food restaurant complete with warp drive and shiny new seats. When they ask you if you want fries with that, I highly recommend you say ‘yes please’.
Lost Cause I - There’s No Hope!, Part 03
Running time: 5:48
Lube and Mouldy-Bun Baloney use a convenient mind trick to get past a stormblooper patrol. Darth Vapour shows his dark side, and unleashes his fury on the planet Alderdamn!
Lost Cause I - There’s No Hope!, Part 04
Running time: 6:15
There is no rebel base on Pantooine, and Darth Vapour feels hurt and betrayed by Princess Leer. Meanwhile Lube Skystalker and Mouldy-Bun Baloney are escaping on the Millennium Compliant, with Ham Slowmo and a Wookiee named Pooey!
Lost Cause I - There’s No Hope!, Part 05
Running time: 5:35
The Millennium Compliant (along with all aboard) is tractor beamed into the fast food fly-thru to order their food. Unfortunately for them, as they come up with a plan to save the princess, Darth Vapour feels a disturbance in the force…
Lost Cause I - There’s No Hope!, Part 06
Running time: 4:50
Darth Vader’s Dud Star has captured the Millenium Compliant, which is holding two droids which may or may not hold the plans to the Dud Star. Mouldy-Bun Baloney is busy trying to deactivate the tractor beam, and Lube, Ham, and Pooey come up with a plan to save the princess…