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Beneath Monkey Island

Excerpted from “The Memoirs of Carl, the Swordmaster of Jambalaya Island: The Monkey Island years”

“In all my years of exploring the tri-island area, besting any swordmaster wannabe that has dared to challenge me, only one thing has scared me so much that I could possibly go brown trousers: and that something is Monkey Island. It’s amazing what the offer of a fully blinged out ship can make you do though… even if it is going on a voyage to the far off distant land of Monkey Island, and taking Guybrush Threepwood along for the ride!”

Starring:
Justin Franklin as Guybrush Threepwood
Matt Smith as Carl the Swordmaster of Jambalaya Island, LeChuck, Kong
Stanley Brain as Number Two, Valora DeCazador, Graham, Sum Ting Wong
Brian Goodrich as Sir Creigh Blue

episodes

Beneath Monkey Island, Part 01
Running time: 6:31
In which Carl (the Swordmaster of Jambalaya Island) and Guybrush Threepwood (self titled “mighty pirate”) are recruited to set off on a mighty voyage to the far off distant land of Monkey Island!

Beneath Monkey Island, Part 02
Running time: 8:01
In which Carl (the Swordmaster of Jambalaya Island) and Guybrush Threepwood (Three times winner of the title ‘most likely to soil himself in a swashbuckling situation’) recruit a crew and prepare to set off to find the legendary treasure that lies beneath Monkey Island!

Beneath Monkey Island, Part 03
Running time: 6:35
In which Carl (the Swordmaster of Jambalaya Island) and Guybrush Threepwood (a buckler of swashes if ever there were one) set off on a voyage to the far off distant land of Monkey Island! Meanwhile, in a secret evil volcano lair, an evil plot is being… plotted…
Bonus: Blooper reel!

Beneath Monkey Island, Part 04
Running time: 4:31
In which Carl (the Swordmaster of Jambalaya Island) and Guybrush Threepwood (full of charm, and occasionally, wind) cross swords with a pair of ‘ne’er do wellers’ in a battle that puts all previous bouts of insult sword fighting to shame!

Beneath Monkey Island, Part 05
Running time: 4:26
In which Carl (the Swordmaster of Jambalaya Island) and Guybrush Threepwood (once, twice, three times a pirate) interrogate the captured pirates Sir Creigh Blue and Sum Ting Wong, and discover that they’re against the dreaded pirate LeChuck every step of the way…

Beneath Monkey Island, Part 06
Running time: 4:30
In which Carl (the Swordmaster of Jambalaya Island) and Guybrush Threepwood (a brush that’s painted many a pirate) arrive at the far off distant land of Monkey Island, and find themselves captured by particularly diminutive hosts…

Beneath Monkey Island, Part 07
Running time: 5:08
In which Carl (the Swordmaster of Jambalaya Island), Guybrush Threepwood (stuck between a rock and a hard place. Think about it.), and Valora DeCazador (the less spoken about, the better) are help captive on Monkey Island, and either cooked or washed. Perhaps a bit of both.

Beneath Monkey Island, Part 08
Running time: 4:42
In which Carl (the Swordmaster of Jambalaya Island), Guybrush Threepwood (not comforted at the thought of monkey love), and Valora DeCazador (human, with the paperwork to prove it) are are tied to a stake and sacrificed to Kong. If it weren’t for some ‘creative’ thinking by DeCazador…

Beneath Monkey Island, Part 09
Running time: 4:18
In which LeChuck (an evil rotting corpse) and Number Two (an inefficient lackey) come up with a plan to get past the giant ape, Kong, and get to the treasure of the Three Monkey Idol that he’s been guarding…

Beneath Monkey Island, Part 10
Running time: 5:34
In which Carl (the swordmaster of Jambalaya Island) and Guybrush Threepwood (not for the first time, not for the last time) confront LeChuck and finally find the Three Monkey Idol!

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